Saucisson Soc

 

"Socks again?" they ask, veiling their disappointment as you silently snigger at your own hilariousness.

Socks indeed, but these salami covered stockings are perfect when paired with one of our meaty gifts. Something tangible for the toes, foreshadowing a charcuterie subscription or a course perhaps?

Or, if they just really like socks, then these might be their first pair from a British salami manufacturer. 

The socks are 75% cotton (bless them), 23% polyamide and 2% elastane. Hilarity aside, are really quite nice socks, actually.